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Friendship is Required

neonpinkpartygirl:

not-griffon-a-fuck:

When Pinkie had returned, Gilda immediately snatched a packet of nuts and opened it. She kept her eyes focused in front of her. 

"Cool, now watch this…"

Gilda took a few steps forward and then squatted down. She took a nut from the bag and held it out in front of her before making a few clicking noises with her tongue. 

A few meters in front of her, a squirrel stopped and looked stared at her. She clicked her tongue again, and after a few second standstill, the squirrel cautiously started making its way towards Gilda. At least two other squirrels seemed to notice this interaction, and looked on from a distance. The one squirrel stopped every few feet, but continued a second later each time, until the point where it was just beyond Gilda’s hand. At this point, she let the nut roll into her palm and held it out on display for the squirrel, which took another few small steps before reaching up and grabbing the nut and hastily beginning to feast upon it. 

Gilda ruffled the bag in her other hand and the squirrels that witnessed the transaction immediately made their way in her direction. A big grin was on her face. 

She looked back to Pinkie and asked, “You gonna help me?”

Pinkie stared in awe as Gilda got surrounded by a handful of squirrels, opening her own bag of nuts and very stealthily moving to crouch down near Gilda. She shook her bag a little and took a nut onto her own palm, making eye contact with a squirrel and making a couple small kissy noises at it.

It cautiously approached and Pinkie grinned happily, watching as it came to get a nut. She looked over at Gilda, stage-whispering at her as she mirrored what Gilda had done before until the little guy took the nut from her. “This is soooo awesome, Gilda.”

Some more squirrels were coming to investigate Pinkie now too.

Gilda leaned back a bit and fell on her behind which startled the squirrels that were approaching before she ruffled the bag again and the realized she was just switching position. The first one finished its first nut and greedily took another before scurrying a small distance away.She kept the bag of roasted nuts in her lap while keeping a few nuts in her hands Some of the squirrels that had originally headed in Gilda’s direction had begun to make their way towards Pinkie. 

Three more squirrels did come to Gilda, one standing, leaning against a kneecap, another slightly hesitant but overtly curious stopping a few inches from her, and one that actually climbed up her jeans onto her lap, all of which only really wanted the nuts, and due to the last one, Gilda had to protect her package with her elbow. She held out her hands to give the squirrels what they wanted, and they all quickly snatched a nut and began to feast upon them. The one on her lap actually stayed there during.

"I knew you’d like this Something about it just screamed Pinkie. It’s like a small squirrel party."

themetaldude sent:

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15. If you could be a superhero, who would you want to be?

"YO, preferably one that doesn’t die but is still pretty fuckin’ rad, you know? Like, does Hit Girl count? She’s not super but she’s a bad ass. I mean, I’m a few inches taller, you know, like four or five, but still. Raven is pretty cool too except for, you know, the daddy and emotional issues, but hey, I can relate and on the plus side nobody would ever try to fuck with me…"

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"She-Hulk sounds good too. I mean, I’d spend about 99% of my time green, but it’d be worth it."

57. If you could go back in time, which time period would you visit?

"The only time period where I wouldn’t be worse off than I am now would probably be whenever the Amazons were around. Like, I think it’d be pretty cool to be an Amazonian warrior and I wouldn’t, you know, have to be someone’s property.

…assuming the Amazons actually existed…”

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"Well, I’d find out. It’d be cool if they were real, but if it turned out they were just a really awesome myth, I guess being a Spartan woman wouldn’t be so bad . Of course, in either case, it’s just a visit anyways."

These are actually solid questions
1. First thing you wash in the shower?
2. Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
4. Do you plan outfits?
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red?
7. What would you do if you opened your door and saw a dead body?
8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
9. Three of your current feelings?
10. What are you craving right now?
11. Turn ons?
12. Turn offs?
13. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
14. When was the last time you cried? Why?
15. If you could be a superhero, who would you want to be?
16. Did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize?
17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
18. Favorite movie ever?
19. Do you like yourself?
20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
21. Could you handle being in the military?
22. What are you listening to right now?
23. How many countries have you visited?
24. Are your parents strict?
25. Would you go sky diving?
26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
27. Whats on your mind right now?
28. Is there anything you want to say to someone?
29. Have you ever been in a castle?
30. Do you rent movies often?
31. Whats your zodiac sign?
32. When was the last time you had sex?
33. Name five facts about yourself.
34. Ever had a near death experience? If so, what happened?
35. Do you believe in karma or predestiny?
36. Brown or white eggs?
37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
38. Ever been on a train?
39. Ever been in love?
40. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you do it?
41. If you could trade places with any person living or dead, who would you trade places with?
42. If you could shorten your life expectancy by 10 years to becopme more attractive, would you do it?
43. Whom do you admire and why?
44. What was your favorite bedtime story as a child?
45. You’re walking down the street, you come across a burning building. A woman says her baby is trapped inside, what would you do?
46. If you could choose the future profession of your son or daughter, would you?
47. What was your best experience on drugs or alcohol?
48. What was your worst experience on drugs or alcohol?
50. As your walking down the street you find a suitcase full of money sitting next to a parked car, would you take it?
51. If you found that a close friend has AIDS, would you still hang out with them?
52. In front of you are 10 pistols, 5 of which are loaded. If you survive you’d receive 100 million dollars. Would you be willing to place 1 to your head and pull the trigger?
53. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
54. Do you believe in ghosts, werewolves or vampires?
55. If you could live forever, would you want to?
56. Which fictional movie character most resembles who you are?
57. If you could go back in time, which time period would you visit?
58. If they were to televise a live execution, would you watch it?
59. If you could be the president of the USA, would you be willing to do it?
60. If you could choose the sex of your unborn child, would you want to?
61. Would you rather live longer or be wealthy?
April 13, 2014 - Catching Up Again

The cigarette sticking up from the ground was about halfway through. On the side, the handwritten letters “A-S-S-H-O” were still present. Grizelda sat on a short, wide headstone, legs stretched out and her leaning on her thighs. She had her own cigarette between two fingers on her hand resting just past her kneecap. 

It had rained a little earlier and the lingering gray sky gave the impression that its pause was only temporary. Zelda lifted her hand to take a puff of her cigarette. The remaining paper left the letter “C” and half of the letter “U” present. 

"Things have been getting better," she said, seemingly to nobody. The cemetery was almost vacant except for her and maybe two others, neither of whom were close enough to hear her.

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Friendship is Required

neonpinkpartygirl:

not-griffon-a-fuck:

Gilda blinked, a little baffled by the surprise hug, but didn’t bother making a big deal about it. “Maybe later, ” she said, and then pointed toward a vendor in the park. “First, we need some nuts.”

She reached into her pocket and pullet out her wallet, which she opened up and withdrew a five dollar bill from. Then she held it between two fingers pointed in Pinkie’s direction. “Could you do it? That should get you two.”

Her stare wasn’t directed at the girl, but rather she was scanning the park. It was a nice day, decently warm even, and she quickly spotted what she was searching for. 

"Quickly."

"Nuts?" Pinkie tilted her head, wondering what Gilda had planned, but when Mr. Lincoln was offered to her, she plucked it from between Gilda’s digits and nodded, with a mission! And then she was told to do it quick, eyes going wide with a new sense of urgency, giving a curt nod before darting for the nut vendor. For someone of her build and general floatiness, girl sure was fast.

She went to the nut vendor and Gilda would be able to see her chatting excitedly as she handed over the money, pointing back in her general direction before taking the two bags of peanuts, hurrying back. “Nuts acquired!”

When Pinkie had returned, Gilda immediately snatched a packet of nuts and opened it. She kept her eyes focused in front of her. 

"Cool, now watch this…"

Gilda took a few steps forward and then squatted down. She took a nut from the bag and held it out in front of her before making a few clicking noises with her tongue. 

A few meters in front of her, a squirrel stopped and looked stared at her. She clicked her tongue again, and after a few second standstill, the squirrel cautiously started making its way towards Gilda. At least two other squirrels seemed to notice this interaction, and looked on from a distance. The one squirrel stopped every few feet, but continued a second later each time, until the point where it was just beyond Gilda’s hand. At this point, she let the nut roll into her palm and held it out on display for the squirrel, which took another few small steps before reaching up and grabbing the nut and hastily beginning to feast upon it. 

Gilda ruffled the bag in her other hand and the squirrels that witnessed the transaction immediately made their way in her direction. A big grin was on her face. 

She looked back to Pinkie and asked, “You gonna help me?”

I was born for this hat.

Friendship is Required

neonpinkpartygirl:

not-griffon-a-fuck:

Gilda slid her hand down her face and then nodded her head a few times before saying, “Yep, somehow I knew the very moment I said that you’d make it ten times worse.” She stood up from her seat as the train starting slowing to its stop. A moment later, the doors to the train slid open, and Gilda motioned Pinkie to follow her out of the train and then out of the station.

"Well, we’re here…" she stated. "Boston Commons. You probably recognize it, right?” Gilda put her arm out to display the park. It seemed like a pretty normal park, with grass, trees, a river, benches, and all of the other general park assets. People were dispersed among it as usual, with a larger group by a pond that doubled as a sort of kiddie pool. 

"Pff! Worse? I made it better! If I made it worse someone would probably be calling the police or something! I meeeean, I could have yelled for help. That would have been way worse. Or made a really weird joke about keeping it up, actually. Though… that might have been better." She grinned. "Because, come on, that’s pretty hilarious." Pinkie followed close behind as she left the train and station.

She looked around as Gilda did the sweeping motion tour and gasped. “Oh, wow! It’s so nice here! Way better than pictures. Gilda!” She, with very little warning, suddenly gave her a quick but squeezy hug, over before Gilda could probably even react to it. Her eyes locked onto the pond and she could barely restrain herself from bouncing. “They have a pond… we should go in! If… if you want, I mean.” Simmer down, Pinkie. “Or we could walk around or maybe just lie in the grass?”

Gilda blinked, a little baffled by the surprise hug, but didn’t bother making a big deal about it. “Maybe later, ” she said, and then pointed toward a vendor in the park. “First, we need some nuts.”

She reached into her pocket and pullet out her wallet, which she opened up and withdrew a five dollar bill from. Then she held it between two fingers pointed in Pinkie’s direction. “Could you do it? That should get you two.”

Her stare wasn’t directed at the girl, but rather she was scanning the park. It was a nice day, decently warm even, and she quickly spotted what she was searching for. 

"Quickly."

magicofpsychology sent:

Aw, alright *sad face* I just thought maybe I'd have a nice peaceful conversation with you, that's all.

"There is no peace, only bloodshed."

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